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Frequently Asked Questions
We offer a 30-day return policy on all unused items in their original packaging. Please contact our customer service team to initiate a return.
Standard shipping typically takes 5-7 business days. Express shipping options are available at checkout for faster delivery.
Yes, we ship to most countries worldwide. International shipping times and costs vary by destination.
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email. You can use this to track your package on our website or the carrier's site.
We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, and other secure payment methods. All transactions are encrypted for your security.